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Then he takes Levitra, and she reappears with a grin ear to ear, a tray of lemonade and her man fires a Brett Favresque pass dead on balls accurate, pun intended, through the tire.) And keep this in mind, the Masters notoriously is known for showing less commercials than other tournaments.

Yet, still we only get a handful of golf shots, most of which are of Tiger Woods while Johnny Miller and Nick Faldo trudge on about why Tiger is in a slump, even though he’s missed one cut in about his last 800 career tournaments, plays once a month in an event he at the very least finishes in the top five, and generally hits golf shots that to him are sub par, but to everyone else are about the most amazing thing to witness this side of Aurora Borealis.

Yeah, that was a reference to Aurora Borealis.

So what?

There are 70 to 80 golfers on the course throughout the weekend of a tournament.

Why are we only shown three golfers?

I know people like Phil and Tiger, but you can’t tell me there aren’t other good shots going on.

Hell, I think the key shot of the entire Masters, Zach Johnson’s chip in for birdie down the stretch, was on tape-delay.

Good work, CBS.

Way to be on top of things.

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