Erectile Dysfunction

You work out, you watch what you eat, you have regular microdermabrasion.

You deserve a husband who can spin your dreidel.” That night, while watching Big Love, hbo’s much-ballyhooed series about a polygamist who has three wives and seven children, Rachel has an epiphany.

She doesn’t need a divorce.

She just needs more husbands.

Rachel springs into action.

“Sam, I love you,” she says to his heaving blanket mound.

” But you have sleep apnea, you come to bed with a breathing mask, and you spend half your life in the can.

It’s time for us to bring a second husband into the family.” “Hmmfff,” says Sam.

Rachel is encouraged.

The next morning, easygoing Sam green-lights a brother-husband, Luke, and they all move into a more spacious loft.

Then Rachel has a stroke of genius: since men are challenged in the multi-tasking department, she’ll have to acquire a different husband for every need—stick man, handyman, soulmate, design consultant, personal chef, concierge, doormat.

Rachel reasons that, for a woman, the payoff will be roughly equivalent to going to heaven and having unlimited sex with seventy-two virgins.

Although God speaks to Rachel, she is a thoroughly modern matriarch.

Unlike other polyandrists who abuse their husbands by forcing them to watch the Women’s Network, she treats her husbands well and wants them all to feel valued in their roles.

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