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Daniel BurtApril 7, 2007
There's one way to deal with the growing grey class and
their affinity with talkback radio, according to Daniel Burt. Pack 'em off to the military now the recruitment age has been raised. IN AUSTRALIA, A BABY Boomer is someone who calls talkback radio. In the Middle East, a Baby Boomer is a child strapped with explosives. The two can now meet, since our army raised its recruitment age to 56. That means people who fought the unpopular war in Vietnam can now fight the unpopular war in Iraq. Young people are ditching the military, and why not? If I wanted low pay, strict rules and constant abuse I'd work for a fast-food chain. So step up grandpa, Your Country Needs You. Yes, you! I'm . . . someone get his attention. Your glasses are on your head. No, that noise was from the TV. Just get in the truck, Colonel. FTA used to mean "F- The Army". It now means "Fun, Travel and Adventure". A Harley is lame; the new phallic symbol is a thumping tank turret. Old guys see military serv... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90 | 91 | 92 | 93 | 94 | 95 | 96 | 97 | 98 | 99 | All news |